Percentages indicate how attractive men find certain colors. Of course, this is subjective and some men may not apply, so don\’t despair if the color has a low number.

Light brown: I\’m a normal girl, I don\’t want to say anything 60%

Dark brown: 40%

Screaming blonde: I want to be desired and I like sex. Either I\’m stupid or I\’m willingly acting out to get you. 90%

Slightly Blonde: Cheerful, but doesn\’t want to be the center of attention. I am not ashamed of being a woman. Men don\’t overlook me, but few dare: I love nature. If they don\’t mind a bonfire in the Amazon, they won\’t even try: 50%.

Moss Green: i\’m past my prime but still have a lot to offer. 30%

Rusty: 23]

Screaming Red: wants attention and is either a rabid communist, a vampire, or has a vague relationship with menstruation: pink: gets taken seriously doesn\’t care, just a purse. Still feels like a little girl. 35%

Black: dark and melancholy, but not out of the mainstream: old and ashamed or dark and depressed and wants to be out of the mainstream: wants to look striking and innocent, but irritating. 65%

Dark blue: not black hair. 55 %

Light blue: water is my element: don\’t like washing my hair. I don\’t like sex. 0%

Rainbow: 45]

Conclusion: If you have read this far, you will have noticed that this article does not take itself seriously at all. Rather, it is trying to parody a similar article about how important hair color is.